Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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