im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm bleeding and have questions
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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