Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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