Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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