it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I wish life had little blips of pornography
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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