end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
