My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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