This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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