just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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