sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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