i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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