you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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