I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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