two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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