my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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