This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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