i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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