Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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