Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Randomize
