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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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