i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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