Jerry, you need to find god
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Randomize