I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
This house was built for laser tag.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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