And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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