Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize
