This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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