its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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