I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I want to fling myself into the sun
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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