Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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