I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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