I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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