You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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