Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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