I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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