He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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