I will die if light touches me.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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