your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I want to make a zoo with you.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
