i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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