Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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