Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I need water and some morals
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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