I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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