Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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