Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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