oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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