my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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