my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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