I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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