Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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