His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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