Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
