I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
