He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
