so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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