Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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