You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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