i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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