why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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