So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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