dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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